The Simpsons

The Simpsons - the longest-running comedy in television history - is a cultural institution. Intelligently written, subversively humorous and delightfully witty, The Simpsons continues to poke fun at itself and everything in its wake.

Saturday May 25 ^th @ 1:30 PM - The Old Man & the Key
Abe gets his driver's license back to impress a new woman at the retirement home.

Saturday May 25 ^th @ 2:00 PM - Tales from the Public Domain
The family reads stories from a long overdue library book. First, Homer (Odysseus) struggles to find his way home after the Trojan War. Next, Lisa (Joan Of Arc) leads the French army after hearing the voice of God. Finally, Bart (Hamlet) avenges the murder of his father.

Sunday May 26 ^th @ 2:00 PM - Weekend at Burnsie's
After a traumatizing eye injury, Homer becomes a habitual user of medical marijuana.

Sunday May 26 ^th @ 2:30 PM - Gump Roast
In this clip show, the citizens of Springfield honor Homer Simpsons with a Roast, but the festivities take a turn for the worst when aliens crash it.

Sunday May 26 ^th @ 7:00 PM - To Cur With Love
When a fire at the retirement home forces Grampa to move back in with the Simpsons, Homer throws out his back on moving day. While "resting" at home, he gets hooked on the super-addictive tablet game, "Villageville." And, in his distraction, he loses the family dog, Santa's Little Helper. Everyone is angry with Homer for not seeming to care about the missing dog, but Grampa tells them the story of Homer's long-lost childhood pup, Bongo.

Saturday June 1 ^st @ 1:30 PM - I Am Furious Yellow
Bart's comic about Homer becomes a hit on-line, prompting Homer to attempt to control his anger.

Saturday June 1 ^st @ 2:00 PM - The Sweetest Apu
Apu's marriage is on the rocks after Manjula finds out he cheated on her.

Sunday June 2 ^nd @ 1:30 PM - The Frying Game
Homer and Marge find themselves on death row after they are framed for murder.

Sunday June 2 ^nd @ 2:00 PM - Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
Homer becomes chief of police after a scandal forces Wiggum out.

Sunday June 2 ^nd @ 8:00 PM - Black-Eyed Please
Flanders grows jealous when his parents start to prefer Homer's company over his. Meanwhile, Lisa is distressed by her new substitute teacher, who bullies her for no apparent reason.